Kick Today in the Dick | Grey Hoodie White Print


Are you kicking today in the dick? Are you taking control of your life? Make sure you do ALL of the things that make you happy. Kick Today in the Dick and stay warm doing it in our vintage grey unisex hoodie. Sometimes life might suck but you've got control of that!

Kick Today in the Dick is our BEST SELLING print. It hits home with men and women, young and wise. 


  • Color: Vintage Grey with White imprint
  • Unisex Sizing
  • Hooded Sweatshirt
  • Front Kangaroo Pouch Pocket
  • Material Feels: Soft, cozy, comfortable
  • Material Contents:
    • 40% Air Jetted Yarn (less pilling and softer feel)
    • 60% Polyester
  • Tear away label
Measured in Inches  S M L XL 2X 3X
Body Width (flatlay) 20" 22" 24" 26" 28" 30"
Body Width (full chest) 34-36" 38-40" 42-44" 46-48" 50-52" 54-56"
Body Length 26" 27" 28" 29" 30" 31"

Customer Reviews

Based on 1 review
Kick A$$ hoodie!!!

Seriously, buy this stuff!! It's so fun, well made & awesomely snarky (for those of us that need our snarkiness on pubic display)!

Thank you so much! Glad you love your Kick Today in the Dick hoodie!! It looks great on you!! You kick all of the ass! ☠️