Kick Today in the Dick | Vintage Black White Print | Crew Neck


Kick Today in the Dick is a modern version of "Seize the Day"! Life might be hard but you get your shit together, and get what you need to get done, DONE by Kicking Today in the Dick! If you love t-shirts with funny sayings on them, this is the best t-shirt saying ever. It makes people of all ages laugh, and to be real with you, kinda makes other people pissed off. 

I use high-quality cotton tees that last. This will be your go-to shirt for casual wear.


  • Color: Vintage Black with White imprint
  • Unisex Sizing
  • Crew Neck
  • Material Feels: Soft, cozy, comfortable
  • Material Contents:
    • 90% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton
    • 10% Polyester
  • Tear away label
  • Model is wearing size Large.
Measured in Inches  S M L XL 2X 3X
Body Width (flatlay) 18" 20" 22" 24" 26" 28"
Body Width (full chest) 34-37" 38-41" 42-45" 46-49" 50-53" 54-57"
Body Length 28" 29" 30" 31" 32" 33"

Customer Reviews

Based on 2 reviews
My man Loves This Shirt!

We actually saw your booth at the holiday boutique at the us bank stadium he said he loved the shirt so I sneaked your business card and ordered it online as a Christmas gift thank you so funny and fast shipping will definitely order more from you! And thanks for the free gift necklace my daughter loves it✌

So happy that the shirt is a hit. It's our best seller for a reason! Thanks for ordering. We appreciate it so much. We will be releasing more as we go. Cheers & Happy New Year! Kick the Year in the Dick!

This is my favorite t shirt! Be prepared to receive a ton of compliments

That's awesome. We are so happy you LOVE it!! Thanks for your review!